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Riddle Me This!
Question ...	Answer ....
What do you call a retired Miami Dolphins Place Kicker who becomes an Insurance Agent?
What did the Dry Cleaner say to Caesar?
What do you call Pretty Boy Floyd's dead brother?
Who co-stars in the new TV Detective show 'Cagney & Laceup'?
Where do NASCAR drivers worship?
Where do you get a fossilized hairball?
Why was the fish frustrated with his computer?
There are 3 Shot Glasses on the Bar. 2 are full, 1 is empty. Who's the King of England?
What do you call a successful Used Car salesman in Australia?
What kind of deodorant does a comedian use?

Sort of punny

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You hang around here; I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
20. A backward poet writes inverse.
21. In a democracy it's your vote that counts.. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.